how long did it take you to this omg
holy fucking shit.
DEAD
holy fucking unicorn ballz.
das’ legit.
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Key & Peele: Obama Loses His SH*T
For anyone who ever wondered what seething fury hides behind President Obama’s cool facade, Key & Peele present their new web series featuring the POTUS and his Anger Translator, Luther.
They’ve taken over the Comedy Central YouTube channel, where you can find more installments with new ones to be added in the coming weeks.
Key & Peele premieres Tuesday, January 31 at 10:30/9:30c.
Via Comedy Centrl
oldpossumsbookofpracticalcats:
THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME..
THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY
omg
my friend matt and i will often deliver haunting renditions of this if we haven’t seen one another in a while
Soulmate must be able to 100% sing this with me from time to time.
IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!
…without you…
I cried the first time I saw this episode
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About me
Who reads descriptions? Half of the time, they could be false. I could say I'm an 80 year old guy stuck in a wheelchair. The point is that descriptions are unreliable because the you yourself get to write the description and you may not know all about yourself, or you may even lie to yourself about you. So I refuse to put a description up here until I gather enough information from people who know me better than I know myself.
